Back in 1999, I tried to write an article about a secret society at my university. According to my friend Beaver, this secret society met in the campus laundrette and had endurance competitions inside the industrial inside tumble driers. Now that story is being turned into a short film! The film is adapted from the version of this story I told on Radio 4 a few years ago. I’m just finishing the screenplay now. If you’d like to support the film, you can do so through our crowdfunder page. There are lots of cool perks, including being an extra in the film, commissioning a poem from me, and various Wash Club laundrette paraphernalia.