Ross Sutherland was born in Edinburgh in 1979. He was included in The Times’s list of Top Ten Literary Stars of 2008. He has four collections of poetry: Things To Do Before You Leave Town (2009), Twelve Nudes (2010), Hyakuretsu Kyaku (2011), and Emergency Window (2012), all published by Penned In The Margins. Ross is also a member of the poetry collective Aisle16 with whom he runs Homework, an evening of literary miscellany in East London.

He has written several pieces for the stage, including The Three Stigmata of Pacman (2010 and the interactive theatre show, Comedian Dies In The Middle Of A Joke (2012). His new show, Standby For Tape Back-Up, will be on tour in late 2014/2015

He also has a documentary about whether computers will ever be able to write poetry. 'Every Rendition On A Broken Machine' can be watched at


Edinburgh Fringe 2016: PARTY TRAP

This summer, my first play will be debuting at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. I’ve made several solo shows and pieces of immersive theatre, but this will be the first ever piece I’ve written that I wont be in myself.

It’s called Party Trap and the entire thing is a palindrome.

That means- the first line of dialogue is the same as the last, and so on, until the script meets in the middle.

A television journalist and a politician clash live on-air. What begins as a traditional television interview slowly unfolds into a waking nightmare. A trap has been set: which side will walk into it?

More information to be announced soon! To buy tickets click here.

Wash Club: The Film

Back in 1999, I tried to write an article about a secret society at my university. According to my friend Beaver, this secret society met in the campus laundrette and had endurance competitions inside the industrial inside tumble driers. Now that story is being turned into a short film! The film is adapted from the version of this story I told on Radio 4 a few years ago. I’m just finishing the screenplay now. If you’d like to support the film, you can do so through our crowdfunder page. There are lots of cool perks, including being an extra in the film, commissioning a poem from me, and various Wash Club laundrette paraphernalia.


WASH CLUB – CROWDFUNDER VIDEO from Simon Dymond on Vimeo.

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My Imaginary Advice podcast just celebrated its first birthday this month! Twenty-one episodes, all exploring new ways of telling stories. I’m really proud of the show. I think it’s the best thing I’ve ever made. I’ve got a whole slate of new ideas for the next year, but in order to keep the podcast going, I really need your help.

If you like the podcast and want it to continue, consider visiting my page at and pledging a small monthly contribution to the podcast. It’ll make a huge amount of difference in keeping the podcast online. I want to produce two episodes every month if I can.

Here’s the link to support:

Supporters get rewards as well. You can get a copy of my spoken word album, a copy of my 2012 book Emergency Window, and two special “supporter-only” episodes. I’ll even write you a poem on a subject of your choosing!

If you haven’t heard the podcast yet, here’s a selection of my favourite episodes, recorded over the last twelve months: